Here I am, mashing up the works of Dr Seuss (yeah, they spelt it wrong in the header, what are you gonna do? At least they got it right on the cover) with whatever stereotypical understanding of rap music was held by my cracker ass at the time.
Comedy Writer
funny > good
Melbourne, Australia
MAD Magazine Archive
Issue 376
If Dr Suess Had Been A Rap Artist
MAD Magazine, Issue 376 — 2000
The Piece
If Dr Suess Had Been A Rap Artist
Sample Gag
The Cat in the Hat Came Back on Crack (excerpt)
He punched my throat, he broke my nose
He stole my cash, he stole my clothes
He grabbed my TV, my VCR
He fled from my house stealing my car
A friend would never treat one as a fool
I tell you bro, that cat's uncool
Next time the Cat in the Hat comes back to town
I swear I'll mow that f@$#er dwon.