It's the twenty-first century, so obviously the ripest target for satire was, uh, butlers? Sure, Dan. Why not. Anyway, that's the pitch - what other servants could you, the casual billionaire, employ to help out around one's mansion.
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MAD Magazine Archive
Issue 389
Servant Catalogue
MAD Magazine, Issue 389 — 2001
The Piece
Servant Catalogue
Sample Gag
Mad Scientist
Whether it's to book your place in history with a cure for cancer, or whether you intend to build an army of half man-half frog genetically modified warriors to invade South America, no billionaire can afford to be without a Mad Scientist. Able to transform your wildest desires into stark reality, a Mad Scientist is one investment you will never regret. Now with 20% extra madness!